Humorist Jean Shepherd’s memoir of growing up in the midwest in the 1940s follows 9-year-old Ralphie Parker in his quest to get a genuine Red Ryder BB gun under the tree for Christmas. Ralphie pleads his case before his mother, his teacher and even Santa Claus himself, at Higbee’s Department Store. The consistent response: “You’ll shoot your eye out!” All the elements from the beloved motion picture are here, including the family’s temperamental exploding furnace; Scut Farkas, the school bully; the boys’ experiment with a wet tongue on a cold lamppost; the Little Orphan Annie decoder pin; Ralphie’s father winning a lamp shaped like a woman’s leg in a net stocking; Ralphie’s fantasy scenarios and more. A Christmas Story is destined to become a theatrical holiday perennial.

Wednesday June 20th – Sea to Sky Hotel 7pm

Friday June 22nd – Squamish Academy of Music 4pm

Ralphie Parker (9 years old) – Central character, in almost every scene
Randy Parker ( 6-8 years)– Ralphie’s little brother.
Flick – (8-10 years) Ralphie’s friend.
Schwartz – (8-10 years old) Ralphie’s friend.
Esther Jane Alberry – (8-10 years old) Ralphie’s classmate.
Helen Weathers –(8-10 years old) Ralphie’s classmate.
Scut Farkas –(9-12 years old) the school bully.

Ralph – (35-50) narrator, Ralphie as an adult. On stage at all times and plays a couple of minor roles.
Mother – (30-40) Ralphie’s mother.
The Old Man- (30-40) Ralphie’s father, may also play the voice of Santa Claus.
Miss Shields – ( 30-60) The teacher in Ralphie’s class.

The production dates of this show are:  November 29th, 30th, December 1st, 5th, 6th 7th and 8th.

Rehearsals will usually be 2 nights a week starting September.  Attendance at rehearsals is mandatory.

*Audition materials are available on request.  It is strongly recommended that your child prepare before the audition

Kathy Daniels – [email protected]

Amy Reid – [email protected]


A play by Marc Camoletti
Translated by Robin Hawdon

Directed by Michael K. Hewitt

This production is the follow-up to our original production of Boeing Boeing.

Please note that the following roles are cast at this time: Bernard, Robert, Gabriella

We are seeking the following comedic roles:

Suzanne (30’s to Early 40’s) – Bernard’s Mistress

Suzette (30’s to Early 40’s) – The Cook

George (Mid 30’s to Mid 40’s) Suzette’s Husband


Auditions will take place November 14 & 15 from 7:00 PM until 9:00 PM at the Sea to Sky Hotel and Conference Centre.
You will be asked to perform cold readings from the play.

Rehearsal Period begins Monday, January 7 and continues twice weekly through March 30 (Evening Rehearsals from 7:00 PM until 9:00 PM)
All rehearsals will take place at the Sea to Sky Hotel and Conference Centre unless otherwise noted.

Production Load-in begins Sunday, March 31 and continues daily through April 3 (Eagle Eye Theatre)

Performances begin nightly on April 4 and continue on the 5, 6, 10, 11, 12, and 13 (Eagle Eye Theatre)


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